Holy Sh1t! No more Holy Water?

Finally some common sense! God may exist, and the blessing may be real, but the transmission of disease is also very real, and most of the time the blessing will not exterminate the disease… I guess that’s the way God wants it to be.

Blood of Christ… denied!

The Blood of Christ can save lives and get you into heaven… but it can’t stop the spread of swine flu!

The Catholic Diocese of Dallas’s churches are offering hand sanitizer to their attendees along with holy water. I guess they finally realized that holy water wasn’t good for anything but spreading sickness:

Church officials are also not going to offer the communal wine during Mass. During the service, parishoners accepting Holy Communion drink from the same cup.

via Holy Hand Sanitizer