The Catholic Church wants YOU!

Calling all anti-feminists and homophobes!  The Catholic Church wants YOU!  If you are a male priest or bishop and married, no problem, you can become a Catholic priest or bishop now… as long as you don’t have a vagina you’re okay!!!

The number of Anglicans wishing to join the Catholic Church has increased in recent years as the Anglican church has welcomed the ordination of women and openly gay clergy and blessed homosexual partnerships, said Cardinal William Joseph Levada, the head of the Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

via Vatican welcomes Anglicans into Catholic church – CNN.com.

Blood of Christ… denied!

The Blood of Christ can save lives and get you into heaven… but it can’t stop the spread of swine flu!

The Catholic Diocese of Dallas’s churches are offering hand sanitizer to their attendees along with holy water. I guess they finally realized that holy water wasn’t good for anything but spreading sickness:

Church officials are also not going to offer the communal wine during Mass. During the service, parishoners accepting Holy Communion drink from the same cup.

via Holy Hand Sanitizer

Notre Dame can go fk itself!

If a man who orders a war that has killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, hurt the poor and sick in this country, stole money from our treasury (Halliburton), and even went against the pope himself when he said not to invade Iraq… well if that person is still considered a good Christian, then count me out!

Vatican veto

One of the main problems with the Church, and many of the religious right, is that they have become a one-issue people…

Pope thinks because he never used one, neither should anyone else!

What the hell does the Catholic church have against condoms being used to save lives? Jesus ain’t the only thing that can save lives… and for reals? Putting some latex on your hands is okay, but putting it on your penis isn’t? Really?